Hilarious matrimonial announcements

I am simple boy.
               I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck
now I am looking one gal
               she care me and love me lot lot lot.

i want a girl
               with no drinks
if she wants
               she can wear jeans in house
               but while stepping out of house
she should give respect to our cast.

HYE
I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,
                    WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME
                    FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
                     1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
                     2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
                     THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

whatever she may be but she should feel that
               she is going to be someone bride and
               she must think of the future life
               if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp.

i love my patner
i marriage the patner ok
i search my patner and
i love the patner ok
thik hai the patner has a graduate ok