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Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar ,
I am single i don't have female,

If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home.
I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe..

               if u like me u welcome to my heart...
               when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~

I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
               she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
Wants a woman who knows me better
and can adjust with me forever.
               she may never create any difficulties in my life or
               her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you.
she should be good looking and should have a service.
               she Should have one brother and one sister.
               she should be educated.
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person.
Enjoys every moments of life.
I love to make friendship.
Because friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i.
                  Because I love myself a lot.
If u think that is u then why to late come on ........
                  hold my hand forever !!!